Riding with Willy Wonka

    I was in a conversation last night about masturbation, and was asked how often I attack the grease monkey.  I replied thusly:

Well, I'm single, so it's like a second job to me — and I still don't have any benefits.

    I have no idea what that tag-on meant, but it seemed so hilarious to me at the time.  I'm also confused as to why I'm posting this, but I suppose I always have been a champion of the inane.